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"Madison, Delaware." Wow.
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Mom, are you positive there
weren't any other places
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looking for
vice principals?
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Like where?
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Guantanamo bay?
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Ooh, too hot.
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North Korea?
No.
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They didn't call me back.
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Detroit?
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This is it.
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Come on, come on.
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Look. A yard.
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You'd never get this
in New York.
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You don't have to keep
selling me on this place.
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I'm staying because I love you.
Aw, I love you too.
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And I looked into it.
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Legally, I can't live
on my own until I'm 18.
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Look at this kitchen.
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It's bigger
than our apartment.
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We don't cook.
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Well, look at all
this counter space
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to put the takeout on.
Whew.
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Do you hear that?
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No, I don't hear
anything.
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Exactly.
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Live from New York,
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it's my sister Gale!
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With special guest,
my nephew Zach.
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Get in here with a hug!
Hey. Oh.
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Oh, it's an
snl
reference.
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Oh, yeah.
You lived in New York.
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Okay, yeah.
Oh, my goodness!
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Look at you!
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You're not
in any color.
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Hey.
We should change that.
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Oh, my god.
It's good to see you.
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Wow, you too.
Okay. Let me take him in.
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Oh, my gosh. He gets more
handsome every time I see him.
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So good-looking.
Thank you, aunt Lorraine.
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He's just a beautiful boy.
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Thank god, because you were such
an ugly baby.
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There it is.
Oh, Lorraine.
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What? It's fine.
He's handsome now.
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It's not like
he's gonna go ugly,
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handsome and then
back to ugly.
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No. The danger's past.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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I got a present for you,
because I'm a cool aunt.
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This is from my new
signature men's line.
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Ooh.
Check it out.
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Awesome.
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It's limited edition,
so you're not gonna see
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a lot of men
wearing that hat.
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Yeah, no, I can't imagine
anyone would be wearing it.
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It's so limited edition.
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Try it on.
Make sure it fits.
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Try it on right now? Okay.
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Yeah, take her for a spin.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.
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Aww!
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Oh, yes. Look at that.
I mean, come on. That is it.
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Okay.
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Um, I'm gonna go unload some
boxes now, and see you around.
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Oh, honey. Leave the hat on.
I don't want you to burn.
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Mm. And you look good with it
on.
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Thank you. Cool.
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Smooth.
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So you're the new neighbor?
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Yeah. Nice to meet you.
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How long was the drive
from New York?
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No. I can just tell
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by the pretty hat
that you have.
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Oh, no. This-- no.
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This is-- this is actually
a gift from my aunt.
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It's also
a gift for me
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and everyone who gets
to see you wearing it.
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I'm Zach, by the way.
I'm Hannah.
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Hannah.
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I gotta go.
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Good talk.
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Hi. Hey, we're just moving in.
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Just-- just me and my mom.
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This hat was a gift.
You see that fence?
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Do you see the fence?
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Uh, yes.
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Stay on your side of it.
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You stay away from my daughter,
you stay away from me...
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And we won't have
a problem.
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Well, just met our neighbor.
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He's a big Teddy bear.
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Oh, Mr. shivers?
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Yeah. He moved to town
a few years ago.
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Very mysterious.
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Very sexy.
I love his scent.
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It's like mint and Bo.
It works.
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Yeah. Not my type.
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I remember that day.
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Oh.
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You okay, sweetheart?
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Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Um...
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I'm gonna go get a head start
decorating my room.
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Knock it off
my bucket list.
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How's he doing?
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Oh, it's been hard.
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He's putting up a wall.
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Hopefully, a change of scenery
will help.
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How are you doing?
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Hopefully, a change of scenery
will help.
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- All right, Zach.
- Let's see what you got.
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With the fastball.
Two's a curve.
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Gotta get up.
You gotta give me the sign.
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There you go. Oh!
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That's--
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oh, see?
Dad's not perfect.
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No.
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Dad can get one drop.
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All right.
Read the signs.
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It's all just to block.
Don't wanna jump up.
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That's how the fastballs
get by.
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All right. Get ready.
Go fast now. Okay?
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Honey? You okay?
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Um, yeah. Just found
some old baby pictures.
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I really did look like
baby gollum.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's always the case, right?
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- Hey, Becca.
- Oh, hey.
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Yay. New friends,
new friends, new friends.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think you're doing?
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I'm going to work.
Gonna do some educating.
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Some administrating.
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Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid,
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which presents
its own set of obstacles.
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Not sure walking in with
the vice principal is the play.
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Just give me a 60-second
head start
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so I at least have a chance.
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Deal. You promise
you'll give it a shot?
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You know I can't
promise you that.
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I promise. All right?
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And this door-locking thing...
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Come on, you're better
than that.
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Sixty seconds start now,
60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54...
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All right. Let's find our seats,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Find our seats quickly.
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Let's find our seats.
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Mm-hm.
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Okay. Let's settle down.
Um...
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Okay. Uh, sorry.
Excuse me. Let me just--
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okay, cool. Okay.
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So you're the new kid.
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Oh, yeah.
Cool, cool.
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Oh. Hi, Taylor.
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Hi, chump.
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She just call you "chump"?
Yes, indeed, she did.
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My real name is champ,
you know.
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But she's never
talked to me before,
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so we're making progress.
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Three. Two,